TRUE BLUE MANILEñO

I know that for my last couple of posts, I kept on blogging about me and my new officemates. and all the shenanigans that we have been doing.. And I am really glad that I get to work with these people!! in a verry painful way,, they bring out the best in me.. Unlike with my previous officemates,, I felt like I was being taken care of and that i was being cultivated. like every masterpiece, I was not rushed. and I thank THIRDY's MOM and JELLYBEAN for that!!

for my current job Everyone is competitive! which is really good especially for this new account! but I felt like I was being dragged. I felt like I was some kind of new burger on some crappy fast food chain.! CHEAP AND MASS PRODUCED!! but my new account still does have it's perks.. First I get to be trained by miss AMY VILLANUEVA!! who's birthday is coming up tonight!! next i get to meet WIGEE!! DENNIES!! and TRIXIE!! these guys are just the coolest!! and of course I have saved the best for last.. JAYVEE and ALRON. I think it's time that I should be blogging about these two fabulous guys!! and YES!! there is something wrong about the title.. I should have used true blue GAY manileño.

First..

ALRON.. the pretty one.. Although he' the oldest of us three.. the still looks the freshest.. he's ever so bubbly and his energy is contagious!! I believe most people will not agree when I say that for the three of us.. ALRON, although LOUD.. has the biggest balls. He can talk to anyone, anywhere!! He can dance and sing whenever wherever. I'd like to believe that this is because,, in his eyes. nobody is higher or lower. nobody is rich or poor, he sees through all gender, or age, In his eyes everybody is equal. but he can NEVER be contained. and with this being said, Alron needs to listen more.. and speak less.. on MY point of view,, although out of place, Alron needs to see the real world a bit more. I'm kind of getting this thought that he is caged in his own paradise. where every one is as happy as he is. he might want to consider other people's feelings, if not everyone.

JAYVEE.. Is a lot more like me. Slightly beautiful. not too loud. reserved, VERRY MUCH TALENDED! (just like alron) his voice is,, so far,, one of the best I've heard! Jayvee is the middle child, though we're on the same age, He's older than me for a couple of months. considering the quality of the voice he got, he's shy and he desperately needs a shot in the big time! Humility is also one of his outstanding features.. but.. (yes there is a but!!) these past few days, i have noticed that this humility is fading away.. is it the diva inside him that's coming out? or does he think of me as a lesser being?? It kind of made me feel that way.. or is it inferiority complex?? I'm going to have to settle that with him on the next couple of weeks.. and if he'll be able to read this.. I'm sorry if i did anything to upset you and trust me what ever it is I'm sure I didn't mean it like that..

as for me.. I'd like to think I'm a bit of both.. I dunno.. i just think.. how bout you?? what do you think??

ANATOMY OF A FAKE PROFILE

3 weekends.. 3 verry different guys.. one ending.. I spent valentines alone..
just like the past 20 years.. but i couldnt have spent it any other way!! and
today.. I was browsing over PLANETROMEO and there he was.. looking suuper
gorgeous.. and his profile gave me all i needed when it comes to meeting people
online.. bitchy.. yes.. but it definately reeks TRUTH!! especially gay people..
and more specifically those who use gayromeo.. thanx Mr. AcquaDiGio!!


11) How can you tell if a profile is likely to be a fake profile? Here is the
anatomy of a fake profile:
+ The picture(s) is/are quite GOOD (good looking guy) and quite professional
(good lighting.. looks like a picture from porn series). Or he has a headless
picture with AMAZING (usually very ahtletic or 6pack) body. (It doesn't matter
if the pictures are in his profile or he sends them to you in his first message
to you to lure you into wasting time with him.)
+ the age in the profile is around 16-35. Most people will agree that this is
the most "marketable" age range.

^^^now these two points are ones that GET YOUR HOPES UP? Most guys will let the
hormone rush steer the judgment at this point. But proceed with great care
if...

- the profile is RELATIVELY NEW: you can tell by the profile number on the top
left corner. (At this point you may ask: which profile number is considered to
be "NEW"?? Simple! Just compare the number with the profile number of one of
the new members of this site.)
- Low number of visitors in his profile (let's say less than 10,000).
- very few people have saved the profile as "known"
- he agrees to meet you quickly.. easily.. everywhere.. any time (for example,
right away) with almost no condition. (He wanna make u excited and gets your
hopes up. Do not be fooled easily!)

10) Now this is probably the BEST advice you will ever get from Gayromeo. And
i'm offering you all for FREE --> How to make sure you will not get fooled by
fakers here? I use 4 simple steps to root out fakers once and for all. And let
me tell you, I have never been duped yet since I started using following these
techniques:
- 1. First, read my previous point (number 11) and ask yourself: Is his profile
likely a fake profile? Do not let the nice hot pix cloud your judgment... If
he's likely a fake, bails out quickly.
- 2. Next, ask for more body / facepics. Why? Because if the guy is genuine, he
is likely to have more pictures of himself from different angles.
- 3. Then if you still think he is real, ask him to give you his mobile number.
- 4. Send your address / location to meet to him via mobile phone. If he
receives it **AND** confirms it via a reply message, he is not a fake.
NEVER skip steps 3 and 4 (no matter how hot he is). These are the deal-breaker.
And you can be sure your life will be fakers-free...
Things to do for fun if he turns out to be a fake after following the above
steps:

- A. Start giving him calls after midnight to make sure he never gets good nite
sleep again MUWHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! He could turn his mobile phone off at nights to
avoid your calls, but it also means his phone will become useless at night too.
- B. And you can ring his mobile during the day time randomly as well. You
don't even have to talk. You can hang up as soon as he picks it up. If everyone
does this, his mobile phone will sound all day long and the number will be
rendered useless very quickly..
- C. You can also use a VOIP program that dials phone numbers automatically to
make his phone rings every few minutes/hours and drive the guy insane.
9) Things people write on gayromeo and what they REALLY mean:
+ "Hi" (as the first message) --> I wanna to have sex with you.

+ "Hi Sexy" (as the first message) --> I really wanna have sex with you.

+ "Thank you." (a a reply message after receiving a compliment) --> Thank you
for your compliments, but I'm not really interested. But at least i'm polite
enough to reply, ok? So, just drop it..

+ (no reply at all) --> I'm not interested and I get far too many messages to
reply to you.

8) How to interpret a gayromeo profile correctly:
+ "Looking for fun" --> Lookin for SEX.. (Why do guys have problem admitting
they want sex?)
+ "Looking for: -- " --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to admit it!
+ "Looking for: Sexdate" (in a profile without facepic) --> I'm looking for

sex, but I don't wanna be recognized by my (boy)friend(s) here.
+ "Safer sex needs discussion" --> Yes, I will have unsafe sex with you if you

are hot enough. End of discussion!
+ "Safer sex: never" --> At least I'm very honest!
+ "Hair: hairy" (in a profile with smooth bodypics) --> I stole bodypics from
someone else.
+ "Nothing" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to
admit.
+ "Date" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to admit.
+ "Sex" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, and at least i'm honest
about it!
+ "Sex" (as online status, between 1am -6am) --I'm looking for sex, NOW! But
preferably at my place because I'm too lazy to go out.
7) How do you know if he is interested, after you sent him a message? Simple!
Just observe the length of his reply messages. If his messages are about as
long as your messages, then just keep the conversation going. But if they are
about half as long as yours, then finish it quickly. Otherwise you will be
wasting the bandwidth / electricity and accelerating global warming, while
having no chance of getting into his pants whatsoever.
6) Filthy hypocrites are my favourite kind of people: Guys who write in their
profiles "A message with only 'hi' won't get a reply from me." When I read
something like that it makes me wanna cry "Puuuleeeeeeeezzzz" out loud... Stop
pretending you are sophisticated / superior by demanding meaningful
conversation. FACT is: if the guy was really your type, you would write him a
message anyway, even if he sent you a message containing only a fullstop..
Fuck, you would even write him a message even if he hadn't written anything to
you. So.. people.. tone down your ego a bit, won't you?

5) A note to all of you who don't get a reply from me: Thank you for your
message and interest. But I don't think we are a match. -- Please don't ask
why, etc. It won't change anything. (Why sugar is sweet? Why fire burns? It's
just the way it is.) People with style take "no" as a no, move on and never
look back.

4) After all these years, there is still a mystery that I can't figure out:
Profiles with no facepic. There seems to be lots of profiles with headless
bodies. Why? Let's do some analysis...
- To protect their own real identities? (Identity hiding reminds me of personal
ads in newspapers or magazines the 80s, when people had a black stripe over
their eyes. Some people still stuck in the 80s, obviously.)
- Or is it because that great body in the picture does not belong to the
profile's owner? (People love easy exit and instant gratification. They would
rather have a profile with somebody else's great body, than going to a gym and
sweat it out.)

- Or the head is simply too fugly that he would rather leave home without it?
(Just go to Iraq.. That dream may come true.. hehehe)
Well.. I guess we will never know..

3) Three years ago, I met a guy who was fives years older than me. Recently I
checked out his profile again and it turned out, to my surprise, now I'm two
years older than him. I know that according to Einstein's theory of relativity,
time flows differently depending on the strength of the gravitational field...
hmm if i could only figure out where time flows slower..

2) I just queried how many users have the word "sport" in their usernames on
this site.. Oh wow.. 1700+. Sportbi, Sportboy, Sportsweet, Sportgay, etc...
What about "hot" or "boy"?? Plenty.. Basically you can find pretty much the guy
of your dream here online.. Just search for users with your desired qualities..
(sport, boy, hot, etc) And voila! He will magically appear on this little blue
screen. ;-)

1) On this site, almost everyone (!amazing!) has at least an "L"-size dick. So
I guess we can abolish S and M sizes altogether. In fact, **NO ONE** here has a
dicksize "S". Research papers show that many men believe his dick is bigger
than it really is. 5cm longer than the actual length, in fact..

ON ONLINE DATING

3 weekends.. 3 verry different guys.. one ending.. I spent valentines alone..
just like the past 20 years.. but i couldnt have spent it any other way!! and
today.. I was browsing over PLANETROMEO and there he was.. looking suuper
gorgeous.. and his profile gave me all i needed when it comes to meeting people
online.. bitchy.. yes.. but it definately reeks TRUTH!! especially gay people..
and more specifically those who use gayromeo.. thanx Mr. AcquaDiGio!!


11) How can you tell if a profile is likely to be a fake profile? Here is the
anatomy of a fake profile:
+ The picture(s) is/are quite GOOD (good looking guy) and quite professional
(good lighting.. looks like a picture from porn series). Or he has a headless
picture with AMAZING (usually very ahtletic or 6pack) body. (It doesn't matter
if the pictures are in his profile or he sends them to you in his first message
to you to lure you into wasting time with him.)
+ the age in the profile is around 16-35. Most people will agree that this is
the most "marketable" age range.
^^^now these two points are ones that GET YOUR HOPES UP? Most guys will let the
hormone rush steer the judgment at this point. But proceed with great care
if...

- the profile is RELATIVELY NEW: you can tell by the profile number on the top

left corner. (At this point you may ask: which profile number is considered to

be "NEW"?? Simple! Just compare the number with the profile number of one of

the new members of this site.)

- Low number of visitors in his profile (let's say less than 10,000).

- very few people have saved the profile as "known"

- he agrees to meet you quickly.. easily.. everywhere.. any time (for example,

right away) with almost no condition. (He wanna make u excited and gets your

hopes up. Do not be fooled easily!)


10) Now this is probably the BEST advice you will ever get from Gayromeo. And

i'm offering you all for FREE --> How to make sure you will not get fooled by

fakers here? I use 4 simple steps to root out fakers once and for all. And let

me tell you, I have never been duped yet since I started using following these

techniques:

- 1. First, read my previous point (number 11) and ask yourself: Is his profile

likely a fake profile? Do not let the nice hot pix cloud your judgment... If

he's likely a fake, bails out quickly.
- 2. Next, ask for more body / facepics. Why? Because if the guy is genuine, he

is likely to have more pictures of himself from different angles.
- 3. Then if you still think he is real, ask him to give you his mobile number.
- 4. Send your address / location to meet to him via mobile phone. If he

receives it **AND** confirms it via a reply message, he is not a fake.

NEVER skip steps 3 and 4 (no matter how hot he is). These are the deal-breaker.

And you can be sure your life will be fakers-free...

Things to do for fun if he turns out to be a fake after following the above

steps:

- A. Start giving him calls after midnight to make sure he never gets good nite

sleep again MUWHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! He could turn his mobile phone off at nights to

avoid your calls, but it also means his phone will become useless at night too.
- B. And you can ring his mobile during the day time randomly as well. You

don't even have to talk. You can hang up as soon as he picks it up. If everyone

does this, his mobile phone will sound all day long and the number will be

rendered useless very quickly..
- C. You can also use a VOIP program that dials phone numbers automatically to

make his phone rings every few minutes/hours and drive the guy insane.

9) Things people write on gayromeo and what they REALLY mean:

+ "Hi" (as the first message) --> I wanna to have sex with you.
+ "Hi Sexy" (as the first message) --> I really wanna have sex with you.
+ "Thank you." (a a reply message after receiving a compliment) --> Thank you

for your compliments, but I'm not really interested. But at least i'm polite

enough to reply, ok? So, just drop it..
+ (no reply at all) --> I'm not interested and I get far too many messages to

reply to you.

8) How to interpret a gayromeo profile correctly:
+ "Looking for fun" --> Lookin for SEX.. (Why do guys have problem admitting

they want sex?)
+ "Looking for: -- " --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to admit it!
+ "Looking for: Sexdate" (in a profile without facepic) --> I'm looking for

sex, but I don't wanna be recognized by my (boy)friend(s) here.
+ "Safer sex needs discussion" --> Yes, I will have unsafe sex with you if you

are hot enough. End of discussion!
+ "Safer sex: never" --> At least I'm very honest!
+ "Hair: hairy" (in a profile with smooth bodypics) --> I stole bodypics from

someone else.
+ "Nothing" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to

admit.
+ "Date" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, but I'm too shy to admit.
+ "Sex" (as online status) --> I'm looking for sex, and at least i'm honest

about it!
+ "Sex" (as online status, between 1am -6am) --I'm looking for sex, NOW! But

preferably at my place because I'm too lazy to go out.

7) How do you know if he is interested, after you sent him a message? Simple!

Just observe the length of his reply messages. If his messages are about as

long as your messages, then just keep the conversation going. But if they are

about half as long as yours, then finish it quickly. Otherwise you will be

wasting the bandwidth / electricity and accelerating global warming, while

having no chance of getting into his pants whatsoever.

6) Filthy hypocrites are my favourite kind of people: Guys who write in their

profiles "A message with only 'hi' won't get a reply from me." When I read

something like that it makes me wanna cry "Puuuleeeeeeeezzzz" out loud... Stop

pretending you are sophisticated / superior by demanding meaningful

conversation. FACT is: if the guy was really your type, you would write him a

message anyway, even if he sent you a message containing only a fullstop..

Fuck, you would even write him a message even if he hadn't written anything to

you. So.. people.. tone down your ego a bit, won't you?

5) A note to all of you who don't get a reply from me: Thank you for your

message and interest. But I don't think we are a match. -- Please don't ask

why, etc. It won't change anything. (Why sugar is sweet? Why fire burns? It's

just the way it is.) People with style take "no" as a no, move on and never

look back.

4) After all these years, there is still a mystery that I can't figure out:

Profiles with no facepic. There seems to be lots of profiles with headless

bodies. Why? Let's do some analysis...

- To protect their own real identities? (Identity hiding reminds me of personal

ads in newspapers or magazines the 80s, when people had a black stripe over

their eyes. Some people still stuck in the 80s, obviously.)

- Or is it because that great body in the picture does not belong to the

profile's owner? (People love easy exit and instant gratification. They would

rather have a profile with somebody else's great body, than going to a gym and

sweat it out.)

- Or the head is simply too fugly that he would rather leave home without it?

(Just go to Iraq.. That dream may come true.. hehehe)

Well.. I guess we will never know..

3) Three years ago, I met a guy who was fives years older than me. Recently I

checked out his profile again and it turned out, to my surprise, now I'm two

years older than him. I know that according to Einstein's theory of relativity,

time flows differently depending on the strength of the gravitational field...

hmm if i could only figure out where time flows slower..

2) I just queried how many users have the word "sport" in their usernames on

this site.. Oh wow.. 1700+. Sportbi, Sportboy, Sportsweet, Sportgay, etc...

What about "hot" or "boy"?? Plenty.. Basically you can find pretty much the guy

of your dream here online.. Just search for users with your desired qualities..

(sport, boy, hot, etc) And voila! He will magically appear on this little blue

screen. ;-)

1) On this site, almost everyone (!amazing!) has at least an "L"-size dick. So

I guess we can abolish S and M sizes altogether. In fact, **NO ONE** here has a

dicksize "S". Research papers show that many men believe his dick is bigger

than it really is. 5cm longer than the actual length, in fact..

GAYWARS:ATTACK OF THE PINK FEATHERED FLAMINGOS

"..Drink wine, this is life eternal
This, all that youth will give to you
It is the season for wine, roses
And drunken friends..
Be happy for this moment
This moment is your life
This moment is your life.."

A part from the UNFAITHFUL movie from my previous post. and it simply brought me
back to last weekend when my gayfriends.. ALR♥♥ also known as Anne Curtis,
JA♥V♥♥ a.k.a Serena Dalrimple and/or Kuya Kim. and last but definately not the least.. Rachel Berry (Ne♥♥♥). It was Friday Payday and I wasn't able to stop myself from spending my hard earned money. First we went to DQ araneta, to wait for Inang Reyna (Bar♥♥). and Rachel Berry who was with her Boytoy who desperately need to drink one of those height enhancing pills! but Rachel Berry saved his reputation, by saying that he's got washboard abs. After a couple of minutes of waiting an old GYPSY lady went to our table and offered her fortune telling services. It got me too excited and scared at the same time so I offered alron to go first and I'll cover half of his FORTUNE TELLING BILL. and she began.. she got most of anne curtis' problems right and told him to bring his "BOYTOY" (sorry for the term but I don't know what he is to you.) and before i could comment or even think about something to say, I was asking her to tell my fortune as well..

just like alron's I don't want to put in here everything. just maybe the major parts. 1st. Believe it or not.. she said that I do a lot of self pity. I was shocked when she said that I do too much self pity. I made me think.. do I? is being in touch with reality doing too much self pity? I know that I can pretty much handle myself pretty good. by that I mean I SOMETIMES think that being too proud kills the natural person inside you. people need to fart. people need to crap. people need to cry. people need to face facts. we need to understand that the world revolves around the sun and not you.. next, she predicted that I will be having ANOTHER kid.. that, I don't know.. i can also predict that i'll be having a vasectomy next week. lol! then it was Sarena's time. the Old lady said that he handles money too tightly. and that he's going to have a rich benefactor in the future. aside from that. we all have good fortune in terms of work, health, family, and friends. after this we decided to go to the bar that we were suppose to go to, and meet inang reyna there. rachel berry then texted me that she was on her way so i gave her the directions on how to go there. Alron sang with the drag queens and he was all sraight acting and everything. then Rachel wanted to use the restroom. I wanted to take her there so she'll feel safe. and as i waited for her to finish, I saw this guy over at the Bar and I though that he was really cute. either he is. or its just dark and im already drunk off my ass. I walked up to him and asked "straight ka ba?" I should say that it still made a lot of sense because he really does look straight. then he said "hindi, bakit?" I was not able to say anything else anymore and for some reason I back out. I started looking for rachel and as I checked our table she was already sitting there with Anne and Sarena. there wasn't too much to say to the guy from the bar. so I went up to the table and join the girls again. We laughed and danced and sang along with the performers. then it was time to go home. I specifically told everyone to make sure that I go home first because I tend to make wrong decisions when I'm drunk (who doesnt right?). but then I still had to make sure that they go home safetly, so I had to get them a cab first before i went home. I was walking across the street. and believe it or not.. I WAS SUPRISED!! the guy from the bar was there. I told
myself that I will take the next cab. but when i finally got a cab he stopped
me and asked me if I could go with him. and YES!! blame alchohol!! may all the
angels forgive me! i did.

I honestly cannot remember everything that has happened after he took me with him. all I could remember was that i really felt like I was taken care of. and that he was really nice.. I'm not going to lie and tell that nothing happened because I can remember that yes, something happened. DO NOT FRET. we had protection. I woke up around 6am the next day and he was waiting for me to wake up.. freaky. yes. but I though it was sweet. he then told me that we have to go. I asked for his number. I took a picture of him. and we both went in out
ways..

I was in the cab, going home. I was smiling.. like I've never smiled before.. I
was trying to smell my clothes because it still had some of his scent left.

UPDATE.

the other day we went out again. it was technically our first date. and he said
he wanted to see me sober adn also tell me that I was a cheap drunk. I was too
noisy and annoying. he also told me that im nothing like that when i'm sober.

UNFAITHFUL

'I woke up at around 1130am this morning and I did not want to do anything and
just laze around the whole day. this was because of the gays night out the
night before and we decided to wrap it all up at around 4am. after having a
fantastic lunch my mom made. she prepared for work and asked me to not leave
the house and keep watch of my brother and his girlfriend who was supposed to
come after lunch. there was not much to do so we decided to watch movies. first
we watched The Wedding Date featuring Debra Messing and Dermont Mulroney.
Although I have watched this movie 3 times I still like watching it over and over. which is pretty much how I would describe a good movie. then I was Inroduced to the movie UNFAITHFUL.
It starred Richard Gere and Diane Lane and the equally gorgeous Olivier
Martinez (check him out!). It was a movie so subtle and at the same time so
realistic it will definately bring you chills. Its an instant classic that will
definately bring somebody who's planning to have an affair, to think about it
first.and to not give the third party a glass snow globe thats hard enough to
break someone head at one hit. I personally liked the flow of the story. it's
pretty much like the southpark episode I watched the other day titled The
Butters show. except it had a more serious take (of course!). I understand that
Men likes to have a little something something on the side. whether at the
office or at the nearest bar. and at this day and age, the culture have adapted
this "something". and Men seemed to have mastered the art of havng multiple
Affairs.
But when women commit adultery. people simply don't look at it the same way
they look at men doing the exact same thing. so much for equality!! lol! im not
saying that Adultery is okay. I'm saying why do it? Lack of sex?? I mean why
would sex come out of the relationship? why not just do it everyday?? yes,
there are days that someone will be busy, or too tired to do it, but 3 to 4
times a week could still work right?? And a couple cannot base their
relationship with sex. SEX IS JUST A PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP. It is commitment
that is the heart of the relationship.


good thing for us GAY people. well.. maybe just for me.. have accepted that we
men are just really and always horny.. it's as natural as the sweat coming out
of our bodies. aside from the other STUFF that comes out. and you simply
cannot cut it off. we might as well just accept the fact that at one point your
boyfriend will have an affair. and at another point , you're going to have to
face it alone. trust me,, I have..