NEW MOON : REVIEW

2nd book of the Twilight saga revolves around what happened after the vampire incident that almost took bella's life. Her birthday came and she celebrated it with the Cullens. While opening a gift, Bella had a paper cut, this then provoked one of the Cullens to react violently against bella. After this incident, the Cullen Coven had to leave the town because people have noticed that there wasnt a slight sign of aging on all of the family members especially Dr. Carlisle Cullen (Peter Facinelli). Not knowing this, Bella started being a adrenaline junkie and kept seeking trouble for the hopes of Edward will come and save her again.


Bella (Kristen Stewart) asked her bestfriend Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) to fix her motorbike and this then paved way for Jacob to move in closer to Bella. still longing for Edward to comeback, Bella still cannot give Jacob the love that he want's. After a coule of days of no contact with Jacob Bella decided to visit him. Only to find out that Jacob Had turned into A werewolf and was a part of a pack. Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre) James's (Cam Gigandet) partner was also hunting Bella for revenge.


Alice Cullen (Ashley Greene) Having the power to see the future, worried that bella might have died because of her recent high risk activities. this information reached Edward and so he went to the Volterra to have himself killed. The Volterra refused his offer because of his abilities and potential. so instead of killing him they offered Edward a position in their coven. Edward declined this offer for he knew that bella was dead and that he did not see any reason for him to live. he then tried to show himself to humans under the sunlight for this is the only way Volterra will kill him. Bella and alice then rushed to the Volterra to stop Edward from showing himself to humans. Volterra was amazed on how BElla is willing to ris her life for a vampire like Edward, Alice reasoned out to the Volterra that she saw Bella being turned into a vampire eventually.
Bella wanted to be a vampire but the treaty says that no Cullen can bite any human. this then creates a conflict. that was easily resolved by Edward by asking Bella's hand for marriage.


*** Dakota Fanning was AMAZING!! she played Jane, Vamp with the power of instilling anything to her pray by just focusing and saying it. loved this second installment of the

I Should say.. I love the wolf pack.. talk about bad puppies!!!!

TWILIGHT SERIES!!

Poor Jacob.. It's Okay..

Im still here..

Pour you wrath on me baby!!! lol!!

TWILIGHT SAGA

Okay,, so in my world, twilight flopped.. it's mainly because highschool monsters loved it. and we all know how much I despise unruley, pretentous, spoiled, noisy highscool monsters! I simply think that the world would have been a better place if there wasnt any highschool kids in it,. Another reason is that it's popularity was driven by the dawning of the HARRY POTTER series. People wanted HARRY POTTER to stay on forever! and since J.K. Rowling had to cut the story short, We needed to look for a replacement, then comes the twilight saga. Finally, I despised the first twilight installment was simply because the leading man was sparkling under the sunlight and teenage angst was not so much evident with the characters.

I think i have made my point, and I could easily conclude that this SAGA had a bad start.. but then we under estimated the power of evil evil highschool monsters. POP culture is a chevy and we have a 14 year old girl driving it! because of the noise these monsters make, they were able to make people want to read the book. and since it's better written than shown, the hype spreaded instantly! and lets not forget the fact that the twilight stars did make effort to keep the franchise growing, from TV to tabloid to radio,, they were able to keep the people interested with them, and all their antics.

Lately I have been hearing stuff that women starts to compare their partners to the FICTIONAL character EDWARD CULLEN (Robert Pattinson) and that men find themselves competing against this character! Aside from portraying the role flawlessly,, (not so much flawless,, Edward Cullen was supposed to be GOD-like.. ) the character itself was, I should say, worth fantasizing. Edward Cullen had the mistery. and this mistery, for typical, non-vamp male is usually uncovered as soon as they get drunk in front of their partner! And aside from staying "mysterious", Edward really loves Bella and they were able to make sure everyone will relate to what they both had to sacrifice to be with each other.

Taylor Lautner plays Jacob, the best friend/third party/werewolf character. there is nothing else I could possibly say about Jacob aside from him being extremely hot and that I dont even know why stupid girl bella, wont go to bed with him yet! I mean,, Come on!!! let's not pretend that highschool students don't have sex. teen aged kids have higher hormone levels than adults. how do you expect them to abstain when we, adults, can't?? I know it's wrong,, because the guy is just 17.. but I simply can't stop thinking about jacob shirtless..

NEW MOON: TWILIGHT SAGA earned 140++ million dollars on it's first week. I just hope the next installment will be as good as this one..

2012:DOOMSDAY

I have recently watched the "disaster porn" movie 2012. and it was.. it was.. good. Good. not great, could have been better. I wasnt supposed to be watching this just like everyone else because it has been pretty much expected to flop. and the only reason I watched it is because Adam Lambert is in the soundtrack.

I was with my lesbians and Obviously they were my last choice. I am dating a couple of guys right now and 1 ex boyfriend, and for some reason they did not want to meet up when I said I'd like to watch 2012.. (and didn't I tell you that it was a flop movie.. ) My best friend was not replying to any of my messages.. so I decided to give my two lesbians a break and treat them for a movie. (when do I get my humanitarian award??)

we were running late and I did not want to watch it without my strawberry milkshake. so I asked one of my lesbians (tatot) to buy the tickets so I could order my fries and milkshake.
One sign of the apocalipse coming. newyork FRIES department did not have G**damn FRIES!!! I dont know if its just coincidence but it seems like they know that we will be watching 2012! the whole store was falling apart and I was not enjoying it!
when we finally was able to get what we ordered we were literally running to our seats because the movie had already started.

John Cusack played Jackson Curtis. A published novelist/ family driver to a rich russain businessman (Oliver Platt) Carl Anheuser. took his kids (Morgan Lily and Liam James) to a camping trip where they were picked up by the US military for the site was a restricted area where jackson met Charlie Frost (Woody Harrelson). Charlie was the crazy radio guy who somewhat knows about the upcoming apocalipse and the ship that was being built in China.

Amanda Peet played Kate Curtis. Jackson's Ex wife. Thomas McCarthy played Gordon Silberman. Kate's boyfriend. Chiwetel Ejiofor played Adrian Helmsley. He's the government scientist that played hero because he believed that everybody has a fighting chance of saving their lives. Danny Glover was President Thomas Wilson. who as president stayed with his people until they were devoured by a gigantic tidal wave. (the white house is in Washington.and a tidal wave hit them! great..) Johann Urb was the pilot of the Antonov, plane owned by Carl Anheuser. and one MAJOR hottie spotted! Thandie Newton played Laura Wilson, First daughter and was Adrian Helmsley's love interest.

Effects was.. as expected.. impecable.. It will make you feel like it is actually happening. even if you try and not understand the story, just the visuals itself.. you will be satisfied already.. these guys and their rollercoaster ride to china Story was.. again.. Good.. not great.. could have been better.. although, they were able to give a visual of what could possibly happen in the future , scientist have proven that a water apocalipse is not possible as of this time. but then again.. who are we to tell.. it's as if God will actually give that info away when he decides that Us people have caused PERMANENT distraction to his masterpiece..

by the way.. Sure seats was provided to world leaders.. 1 seat onboard GENESIS is 1,000,000,000.00 Euro's so thats 60,000,000,000.00 pesos.. that's for the economy section..

If this apocalipse will happen.. we cannot do anything about it.. we have to be fair to the earth and to God.. and just let go..

ADAM LAMBERT: FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

Adam Lambert, 2ND runner up on American Idol season 8. LOST to Kris Allen.. Is now releasing his very own album. So far I have heard 2 of the tracks and I did not hesitate to put it on my playlist.. As for the track " For your Entertainment " which I assume,, is the carrier single of his debut album,, had a very "sparkly" fall out boy-ish feel to it.. ( well of course it would be sparkly and glamorous!! we are talking about ADAM LAMBERT for God's sake!! ) It's almost like fall out boy with the extra kick in it..

And then,, the film 2012's OST " Time for Miracles " which according to Chico Garcia of The Morning Rush.. " Adam Lambert channeling Steven Tyler of Aerosmith" was, I think , a bit of a fail but still really adam lambert powerful. It maybe the way it's written, or the melody, maybe,, I think I have to watch the movie first then decide if it's a fail or not..

The whole album was a collaboration of this era's best contemporary music composers and artist including Lady GaGa, Greg Wells, Max Martin, Linda Perry, RedOne, Ryan Tedder, Sam Sparro, Kara DioGuardi and P!nk.. suprise us, he did! with his trademark vocal range.. he will surely continue to..

As for the cover,, he was going for " androgenous ".. I saw DRAG.. for the sales and the market.. Im calling on every gay.. drag.. trans.. bi.. (SUGOD MGA KAPATEED!!) : )

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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory ... I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A partner is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, they object.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Jock Straps: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
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14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the partner doesn't.

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Penises don't have eyes.16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their partners!!

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MY BUTCHERED MOVIE!!!

THIS IS IT movie was really great. although "butchered",, I do not blame the people behind it for they did not anticipate Michael's death. in fact no one did. we are just fortunate enough that Michael always take footages of the rehersals of his concerts.

I went to watch the movie with the Mother of all fag hags, my cousin, my grand mom, Margaux, (marga) and my evil evil brother. I was not able to watch the whole movie because of the dark dark force called,, My brother.. first they wanted to get a good seat so we went inside the theater an hour early.. we were able to see the ending before we even started the film. I also had to go out and get food so I was able to catch a glimpse of how the whole film ended.. we watched the movie at it's second week. but the the whole theater was filled. there were even a couple of people sitting on the stairs. so even if We payed for Marga's seat,, I just decided to put her on my lap and give those poor poor fans the seats.

While they (folk's im with) was able to watch the whole movie even if they saw the ending first, I was waiting for the parts that I missed.. my asshole of a brother wanted to go home. and the mother of all fag hag feared... that at 19.. he will throw a tantrum. so we did go home.. based on this experience let me provide you tips on how not to butcher a

• Do not bring your brother


• Do not bring a baby with you


• Do buy snacks and drinks before you go inside the theater


• Do not get too excited


• Make sure your bladder is not full


• Turn off your phone.. do not put it on silent. TURN IT OFF!


• Did I mention do not bring your brother??

Hope it helps.. : )

THIS IS IT!! IT IS!!

I enjoyed the fact that they actually turned this into a movie. It showed how human the late "Great Michael Jackson " was. Although the whole movie was pretty much just a compilation of all the footages taken from the rehersals, you will never get the "feel" that you are just watching a "the making of the movie" special.

I also loved how professional he was towards his crew. call it professional, I call it DIVA!! he knew where he is and he never forgot to make them feel who they're working with. I just can't help but really wish that this concert had pushed through and that he wasn't killed. (rumors)

THIS IS IT concert could have been one of the world best. looking at how they really prepared the whole thing was just fantastic! one simply cannot ignore the fact that this could have been the way for the world to see who Michael Jackson was and remember the things that he did through his music.

I think the edge in this movie is that they made a small remake for each music video of each song. I personally think that Michael Jackson never lost his magic.. It's just the people who chose to stand behind the magician and take advantage of his vulnerability..

We (the people) chose to ruin him. just like what we did to the world that he kept on defending..

too bad.. this really was it..