Sunday, November 8, 2009


I just can't help it.. it's just soo CUUTEE!! Bodhi is a blogger based in australia where he lives with his partner Penguin, his cat Oscar and his daughter,, yes
his DAUGHTER, " the fag hag" !! sounds familiar?? lol! I personally have been following Bodhi for quite some time now.. and I loovve himmm!!!!
Here's his gay words of wisdom,
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory ... I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A partner is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, they object.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Jock Straps: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the partner doesn't.
15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Penises don't have eyes.16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their partners!!
Visit his blog..
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